What kind of animals these bitches? There are several types, which are discussed below.
"Bitch ordinary" - grouchy, harmless and naive to the obscene. Believes in the best and world peace.
"Perestrahovschitsa" - a subspecies of the common bitches. Leaving the house, five times check whether the light is turned off in the toilet and cleaned if it irons in the closet. Has an archive of receipts over the past five years. Remember exactly with whom went in the middle group of kindergarten when her father served in Kazakhstan. Engaged in a novel, already knowing where and how to betray again.
"Wicked Wife" - the most common subspecies of bad bitch. Dissatisfied with everything and everyone. Spends time gossiping and bad-mouthing friends. Able to poison the lives of all domestic, both man and children.
"Bitch of prey" - knows her worth, is on the waist belt of the goals, ie wallets trapped men. Aggressive, independent. Intellectual independence from hair color this week. Walks like a cat, in itself, preferring, however, yet to go over the heads of others. In nature, occurs infrequently, what is especially appreciated by collectors.
"The Queen" - a subspecies of prey bitch. Confident in its originality and talent. On the other looks down, not counting open for the people. Men pushed around and finds a special pleasure.
"Vamp" - another subspecies of prey bitch. Adulthood builds on their sexuality. Men readily substituted vampire neck, which are happy and sit down. This bitch takes everything from life and enjoys the humiliation of men crawling in front of her on his lap.
"Bitch classic" - recently increasingly rare. Wears horn-rimmed glasses, a long skirt and working for peanuts at school. Sincerely hates men and found them guilty of all the troubles of the universe. This feature is inherited from mother to daughter.
"Pravdoiskatelnitsa" - a subspecies of the classic bitch. No one believes, but in the search for truth can reach senility. For men wary, prefers to "push" them morally in intellectual debates. Often cuts from the shoulder without thinking about the consequences.
"Intrigante" - another subspecies classic bitch. Loves to gossip and rumor-mongering. Smiling eyes, and behind the eyes can pour a bucket of dirt on those who are called friends and girlfriends. In this charming, so that people continue to trust her.
"Bitch home" - gray eminence in a nice cozy bathrobe. Always ready to feed the freshest cakes, smiling affably, however, for the elegant apron hides a strong personality and character of steel. Gives advice one by one and writes secret enemies of those who do not. Attempt to overthrow the throne perceives himself with Corvalol in their hands, appealing to feelings of shame traitors. My favorite phrase - "I have dedicated her life, and you ungrateful."
In fairness it should be noted that bitch - is not a sentence and not a definitive diagnosis. With proper care and endearment bitch is easily converted into an ordinary loving woman.